When I was eight years old, before puberty took hold,
I thought I'd end up beside a princess bride
And love was indivisible.
Never mind how my taste reflects a disturbing oedipal complex.
It's not awkward, girl.
The compliments are coming next.You're no witch. You're no wench.
You're like Bjork with better fashion sense.
A phone, fifty cents and I'm building up my confidence.
Respect to your work; You're an artist. I'm a silly jerk.
I think that dynamic could work,
so work it.I have a total crush on you, baby, and I can't let it go.
(I can't let this go Oh no!)
I have a total crush on you, (My baby) baby (baby)
If only I could let you know.
When we spoke, no joke,
I started shedding slutty girls like snakeskin,
My collection acquired through shallow misdirection.And as I drive tonight the west coast sky is daring me to try.
I feel alive tonight with the possibility that I'm your guy.
Though I suffer from dyslexia and mild manorexia
And my hair cannot commit to one popular genre of music
And though they all claim that a girl can't take a boy's last name
(they don't know me)
Or end up divorced and estranged,
I'm counting on you.
(I'm counting on you!)
Oh!I have a total crush on you, baby, and I can't let it go.
(You're so fly! Oh! oh no)
I have a total crush on you, (ha ha ha ha) baby (baby)
(If only!) If only I could let you know.
Your other suitors are no poets.
They're only actors who can play guitar. Have I won your heart?
They're not students or screenwriters.
They're only models that they taught to read.
Love, would you agree?
(Yeah!)(And it's ever so sweet!)
I have a total crush on you, baby, and I can't let it go.
(Ha Spectacular! I'm starting to crush the heck out!)
I have a total crush on you, baby (baby) baby (baby!)
If only I could let you know.
(OOh!)I'm quite sure you love me, Sherri.
(OOh!)
I'm quite sure I love you too.
(So fly!)
We should make a verbal agreement to only kiss each other
Because one time, beneath the sky,
(OOh!)
Outside my New York pigsty, I saw a vision of you and I.
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