On the Couch (feat. The Weeknd)

On the Couch (feat. The Weeknd) - Saturday Night Live Cast Lyrics

[Verse 1: Kenan Thompson]
Out drinkin' with my boys late night
Come home to my lady past midnight
She waitin' up, she throwin' me shade
We havin' words, this is what she said
She said I'm out too late, she pushed me away
There ain't nothin' in the world that I can say[Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd]
So I'm sleepin on the couch tonight
She got me on the couch tonight
I did wrong, but I meant to do right
Now I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight
I'm sleepin' on the couch
[Verse 2: Chris Redd]
Workin' late, makin' paper, hittin' deadlines
Comin' home, I was crawlin' in the bed time
My woman, she, she tellin' me no
I axed her why, but I already know[Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd]
So I'm sleepin on the couch tonight
She got me on the couch tonight
She in bed all tucked in tight
But I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight
I'm sleepin' on the couch[Verse 3: The Weeknd]
I make dinner like lovers do
I'm pourin' wine
[Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd]
And I'm sleepin on the couch tonight
She got me on the couch tonight
Don't seem too fair this time
I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight
I'm sleepin' on the couch[Verse 4: Kenan Thompson]
I wake her up with roses on the bed
Tell her all the sweet thoughts in my head
She rolled her eyes[Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd]
I'm sleepin on the couch tonight
She got me on the couch[Verse 5: Chris Redd]
I buy her Prada
Say I love her mama
She says I'm[Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd]
Sleepin on the couch tonight
She got me on the couch[Verse 6: The Weeknd]
I say hello, and[Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd]
I'm sleepin on the couch tonight
I'm sleepin on the couch tonight
She got me on the[Verse 7: The Weeknd]
Girl, we all make mistakes, it's true
Tell me what I gotta do
To get back in the bed with you
What did I ever do to you?
Oh[Skit]
What'd I do, girl?[WOMAN 1]
Cheated on me almost every day[MAN 1]
True[WOMAN 1]
I caught you cheatin' on me yesterday[MAN 1]
You did[WOMAN 1]
You even cheated on me on my couch[MAN 1]
Yes[WOMAN 1]
And that's why your ass is in the doghouse[MAN 1]
That's fair[WOMAN 2]
I ain't mad about you workin' late[MAN 2]
Good![WOMAN 2]
But you got ten credit cards in my name[MAN 2]
Word![WOMAN 2]
You maxed 'em out, now my credit's bad[MAN 2]
Right[WOMAN 2]
And why'd you take out life insurance on me?[WOMAN 3]
We broke up five years ago[MAN 3]
And?[WOMAN 3]
I got married to another guy[MAN 3]
And?[WOMAN 3]
He's sick of you crashin' here[MAN 3]
And?[WOMAN 3]
You really gotta stop comin' over here[MAN 3]
What?(Spoken interlude)
[HUSBAND]
You really can't keep comin' over here, bud. I know you ain't really got a place to stay, but we got kids[MAN 3]
Yeah, but[HUSBAND]
No, no buts. It's gotta stop, okay?[MAN 3]
Yeah[HUSBAND]
All right, well, clear out(Song)
[Chorus: The Weeknd]
Guess I'm sleepin' in my car tonight
Sleepin' in my car(Spoken Outro)
[HUSBAND]
You can't park in our driveway, bud. You gotta go. Let's go[MAN 3]
All right. You don't have to stand there and watch me leave[HUSBAND]
I don't have to, but I'm gonna