Hi
That's Maureen
But can I help since I'm here?
Great! Well, nice to have—There's another way
Say something, anything
Anything but thatIt's weird
Fuckin' weirdFeel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
Honey, I know this act
It's called the "Tango: Maureen"
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling
Your heart she is manglingAnd you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
(The Tango Maureen)Has she ever pouted her lips and called you "Pookie"?
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
Every time, so be cautious
More than moonIt's hard to do this backwards.She cheated
Fuckin' cheated
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might
(When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall)
So you think, "Might as well
(At least I'll have tangoed at all")(The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance till your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
'Cause in the end, you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you're glum and you bum
And turn blue)Why do we love when she's mean?
Try the mike
Patched!
You know, I feel great now!
(The Tango Maureen!)
