I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese, but only on pizza please
Sometimes, on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love you when you say my name
If you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows
If were close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heart
Well, you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusingIntroducing meDo do do do do do
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I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word dude as a noun or an adverb or an adjectiveAnd I, I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And superheroes and checks with lots of zeros on 'emI love the sound of violins and making someone smile
If you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows
If were close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let ya take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heartWell, you asked for it
For your perusingAt times confusing
Possibly amusingIntroducing me
Well you probably know more then you ever wanted toSo be careful when you ask me next time
So, if you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows
If were close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying to do my best to impressBut it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heart
Well, you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Do do do do
Introducing me
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