[Verse 1: Miranda Lambert]
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it don't sound fun
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
He cheated, he's a villain
And you know I'd help you kill him[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
But we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 2]
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Arsenic in his lemonade
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
He cheated, he's a villain
So let's hire somebody to kill him[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da[Bridge: Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris]
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
That lack of waxing situation
Oh, no[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prisonLa de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da daLa de da da da
La de da da da
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
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