Once again yeah, make way for the S.O.VBring out the bucket, bring out the cloth
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot
If not, let's roll her to a carwash (roll, roll)
Now washing you'd be like washin a goth
All that black lipstick round their gobs
How the fuck do we get it off?
I think this is gonna be a very hard job
How did ya get a tan like that in winter
You ran off to Boots and got a box of tinter, di'n't ya?
See, you've still got orange fingers!
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know you're orange?Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo), do the tango
(It's all gone wrong salon)
Your clothes keep ripping, you're the female incredible hulk
You've got a broken bra, a broken top
A broken thong and a broken coat
You've been wearing that same old jacket
Since you was in year 8
And it smells like you urinate on it
Bitch, that ain't great
You tried to be Christina
So you died your hair black
But really you look like the "Vicar of Dibley" (what?!) on crack!
Now, step back and just face the facts
You don't like the fact I get facety on wax
Anyways talkin about wax, look at your face, girl relax!What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know you're orange?Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo), do the tango
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tangoWhy not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin
When it's approaching Hallowe'en
Or on your English breakfast
Place her next to the bacon she could be the beans
And you always know where she's been
And you always know when she's had a pee
'Cause the toilet seat ain't clean (look at the toilet seat!)
The toilet seat has an orange sheen (ching!)
Bring out the detergent, scrub that oompa loompa
It's urgent, haven't you seen her face?
It's disturbing, how much fake tan are you squirting?
Eurgh, it's hurting my eyes
It's actually starting to look like the sunrise
And your fake tan's so ming you are attracting flies!What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know you're orange?Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo), do the tango
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo), do the tango
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo), do the tango
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo)
Do the tango (boogie boogie boo), do the tango.You got tangoed! And you know the worst thing?
You done it yourself!
