Have some pittie on an easterner,
show a little sympathy
no one could possible could be steerner
than you have been with me,a. theres a job that I'm applying for
let me put it to ya thus
theres a partner ship I'm dien' for
Mr. and Mrs. usso before you file it on the shelf,
let me tell you of myselfoh I'm the chapie to make ya happy
I'll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies
oh lady would ya, could ya use me
now I'd shake the mat out
and let the cat out
I'll clean the garret
and feed the parrot
oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me?do ya realize what a good man your getting in me?
I'm no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three
the girls that see me grow soft and dreamy
but I'm a gander that wont falander
oh could ya use me, cus I certanly could use youtheres a chap I know in mexico
whoes as strong as he can be
eating nails and drinking texaco
he is the type for methere is one I california
more romantic far than you
when he sings ha cha cha chornia
I often think he'll do
but as for you sir, i'm afraid
you will never make the gradefor your no cowboy, your soft, and how, boy
I feel no musel thats fit for tussel
I must refuse you, I cannot use you'scuse meno night life for the
birds would bore youthe cows wont know you,
a horse would throw you,
you silly man you
to ask me, can you use me?hathough at love you may be a wizard, i'm wanting to know
could you warm me up in a blizad
say, forty below
your ties are freakish
your knees are weakish
your not a zender, you elbow bender
though you can use me
I most certainly cant use you
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.
