on a tuesday afternoon
my mom came into my room
and said get the fuck up outta bed
and get a god damned job
so i told her hey hey fuck you mom
and i threw the phone at her head
but i missed and hit her in the snatch
so i slamed the door in her face
don't ever barge in my room
or i'll kick your ass and call the cops
and tell them i'm abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while i snowboard in vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
he says that your a
you're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50
bucks
now mom writes me letters
i write return to sender
let her rot there in her cell
i watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mom i had to pawn
the china silver and all your jewelry
i had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you
you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
now give me 20 bucks
mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
no make it 60 bucks
no 75
why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse
i hope your having fun rotting in jail
maybe i'll come visit you
nah!
enjoy your stretch in jail
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.
