So we're about half way through the show, so I think its time to talk about how deep I am
and I'm pretty fucking deep, guys#deep
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme, but the right words just weren't there?Me clever
The people in my life are like
grains of sand
Cause they stick together, yeah
Often near my butt hole
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
#deep
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat, instead of on your girlfriends face?
Me neither.Me neither!
Have you ever wrote a song note for note and not a single note was out of place?
Duh! (hold on)
The people in my life are like blades of grass
How? Cause their all so grounded
but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Than I must have an allergy to shell
You don't know
How could you know?
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag
Thank you
