I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tired to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing could compare
Then he saidYou're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're uglyYou know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're uglyLet me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"
And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"
And I looked at them and they Danny Irving's name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
And I said "Hey bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why d'you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds?
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch"
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me?
She said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... Because you're uglyThen I told her to bend over, and gave her another crack in her ass.
